1) Represent yourself intelligently
2) Don't try to be me, it's pathetic.
3) Promote your communities all you want.
4) Have something in common with me.
5) I reserve the right to not add you, or remove you from my list at any time. No need to flame me, your life will go on, I promise.
6) Add me first.
Other than that, have a ball.
Just don't add me only to for me to find out that you're incredibly two-faced later. It wastes both of our time. So let's just skip that whole mess, mmkay?